Beautiful People--March 2015 Edition

Greetings and salutations, fellow earth dwellers! 

Happy Saint Patrick's Day! 

Beautiful People was created by bloggers Cait and Sky, and I'm here to do yet another edition. 


I will use a character one of my comical light hearted novels, “In Which I Lower My Expectations Dramatically”. So, everyone, meet Dianthra Bobswart. She's 11, unfocused, and a bit out there.


What is their secret desire?
She secretly desires to turn her enemies into cheese and feed them to her pet mouse, Dave.


What is the best and brightest moment they experience during the story?
She meets Samantha Hopper, the human embodiment of cotton candy and gummy bears. *cue friendship song*


What are the emotional places your characters are afraid to go to?
The shed in her backyard. She saw a rat screaming as a snake ate it in there. Never could look at it the same.


Is there a place/city/room where they will never go? Why?
Yes, she will never go to Hollywood, California nor Canada because that's where she reckons aliens live.


If they were permanently leaving town, what would they easily throw out? What would they refuse to part with? (Why?)
Like, everything except her mouse and diary. She really loves her mouse and diary.


What do they want (consciously and tangibly)?
To manage a B average
To fly around to world
For Frankie Peter Smith-Plankton that cute nerd from Geometry with unkempt ginger curls crooked square glasses and a Star Trek t-shirt who's always got his head in a textbook and his PB&Js in triangles to drop down on one knee in the middle of the cafeteria and ask her to marry him then have four kids two boys two girls and then adopt another two boys and two girls and to get dogs and cats and parrots and more mice and to be nerds together forever and ever and ever and ever *iNHALE*
To run a marathon


On the other hand: what do they need (on the emotional, subconscious level)?
For Samantha to stay the human embodiment of cotton candy and gummy bears
For her parents to stop fighting
For Frankie Peter Smith-Plankton that cutenerd from Geometry with unkempt ginger curls crooked square glasses and a Star Trek t-shirt who's always got his head in a textbook and his PB&Js in triangles to drop down on one knee in the middle of the cafeteria and ask her to marry him then have four kids two boys two girls and then adopt another two boys and two girls and to get dogs and cats and parrots and more mice and to be nerds together forever and ever and ever and ever *iNHALE*
To prove she isn't insane


If they could change one thing about themselves, what would it be?
She would probably change her appearance.


What is the most humiliating event of their life?
Accidentally sharing her Frankie Peter Smith-Plankton fantasy to Samantha in ear range of the school newspaper editor, who snapped a stealthy picture of her to post with this exciting news. 87% of the school mocked them after that, and Frankie wouldn't look at her for a week. And her parents found out and her dad gave Frankie a talking to so he wouldn't look at her for another week.


What things do they turn to when they need a bit of hope?
Samantha
Dave the mouse
The average lifespan of the average woman
Cat memes


Thanks for reading!
~Bekah the Bookworm

Comments

  1. Oh my gosh this is FABULOUS. I love each and every one of these characters. YOU MUST FINISH THIS STORY AND GIVE IT TO MEEE. :)

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    1. Gee, I'm glad you like these so much! And, noted, goodness XD

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